1 agency with big, dumb dreams
7 dipsh*ts who should know better
4 sponsors who believed in our need for, um, speed?
1 unnecessary bribe for the b.s. inspectors
1 $500 grocery-getter
1 1999 Honda CRV
146 sweet, sweet hursepurrs
291 laps
611 miles
2 Black Flags
Over $1200 donated to – @lemonsoflove14 & @theliftgarage
2 sets of brakes
Finished 9 of 19 in class
Finished 36 of 63 in overall race
1 Judge’s Choice Award
Countless memories for a lifetime
Also featured in MPLS Egotist, AdAge, AdWeek, Little Black Book.